Alright, buckle up, pervs. We’re diving into the world of Taylor, the cam model who’s probably hotter than your last Tinder date. Username? _taylor_swift. Yeah, she’s got a sense of humor, but don’t expect her to break out into a pop song.
Where’s she at? Your pants. No, seriously. That’s what her location says. Don’t ask me how she fits in there, just accept it and move on.
