So, you’re here to get the dirt on Nirvanaa__, right? Well, sit your ass down and listen up. This ain’t your grandma’s knitting circle. This is the real deal, raw and unfiltered.
First off, let’s get this out of the way. Her age? 69. Yeah, no shit. This ain’t some teenage girl trying to make a quick buck off lonely dudes. This is a woman who’s been around the block and knows what the hell she’s doing.