Alright, pull up a chair and let’s get this shit show on the road. We’re talking about Nova today. No, not the car, not the failed science experiment, but the cam model. She’s got a username that’s as original as a white wall – n_o_v_a.
Now, you might be wondering where this gal is from. I’m not talking about some boring-ass town in the middle of nowhere. Nah, she’s from fucking Kepler186f. Yeah, that’s right. An exoplanet. Bet your ass didn’t see that coming.