Alright, listen up. We’re talking about Kira today, the live cam model who’s hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit. She’s the new teen sensation, with a username that screams “I’m cute and I know it.” Yeah, that’s right, her username is cute18cute. Original? Not so much. But who gives a rat’s ass when she’s so easy on the eyes?
Now, where’s Kira from, you ask? She’s from your mind, pal. No, I ain’t drunk. That’s what her profile says. She’s a figment of your imagination, a fantasy, a dream. But you don’t need to pinch yourself, ’cause this ain’t no dream. She’s as real as the beer in your hand and the regret in your heart.
