So, there’s this chick, Lene. Username plastic_beach. Don’t ask me why, I don’t make the rules. She’s living it up in McMurdo, Antarctica. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
She’s a redhead. Not the kind you see in shampoo commercials, but the real deal. Freckles and all. And she’s young, just a teen. But don’t let that fool you – she’s got more balls than most of the guys I know.
