So, there’s this chick, Taylor. She’s got this username, taylorslittlekingdom. Stupid name, but who gives a shit, right? What’s in a name anyway? It’s all about the show, and let me tell ya, Taylor knows how to put on a show.
She’s a brunette. Not just your average, run-of-the-mill brunette, but a smokin’ hot one. Her hair’s as dark as a moonless night and as smooth as a baby’s bottom. And it’s all natural too. No fake-ass extensions or color jobs. Pure, unadulterated brunette.