So, there’s this chick Elfie, username elfiecollins. She’s a fresh piece of meat, just 18, and she’s a freaking toothpick. Not a fan of the gym, I guess. But hey, some dudes dig the skinny look.
She’s from this place called Dreamland. No, not the theme park, dumbass. I’m guessing it’s some fancy way of saying she lives in her parents’ basement. Whatever floats her boat.
