Buckle up, ya filthy animals. We got a new one here. Sue. True_sue, if you’re hunting her down in the wilds of Dreamland. She’s barely legal, just hit 18, and she’s as shy as a nun in a strip club. But don’t let that fool ya, she’s got more up her sleeve than you’d think.
She’s got these teeny tiny feet, size doesn’t matter, does it? Well, if you’re into that sort of thing, she’s your gal. And don’t start with the “Oh, she’s too young,” crap. She’s 18, legal, and ready to roll.
