Looky here, folks. We got a newbie on the block. Username’s mira_lanes. American chick, barely legal. Yup, she’s 18, fresh as a daisy and as shy as a church mouse. But don’t let that fool ya. This ain’t no innocent little lamb. She’s got a bigass that’ll make your eyes pop.
She’s a blondie. No, not the dense comic strip character. A real, live, breathing blond. With a bigass. Did I mention the bigass? Yeah, it’s worth mentioning twice.