So, we’ve got this chick named Salem, username hexivu. Don’t ask me what the hell that means, I ain’t got a clue. She’s a cam girl, and not just any cam girl, she’s a cam girl from purgatory. Yeah, you read that right, purgatory. That’s not a city in Ohio, folks, that’s the freakin’ afterlife.
Now, I don’t know what kind of internet connection they got in purgatory, but it must be pretty damn good because Salem is always online, doing her thing. And what is her thing? Well, her room subject is… well, it’s nothing. She’s got no tags. None. Zip. Nada. Not even a #anal or #blowjob. She’s a blank slate, a mystery wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in a cloud of smoke from a burning witch at the stake.
