So, there’s this chick, right? Calls herself UKittenMe. Yeah, I don’t know what the hell she was thinking with that username either. But let’s not get hung up on that. What’s in a name, anyway? It’s the goods that count, and believe me, she’s got ’em.
UKittenMe is one of those live cam girls you stumble upon when you’re bored out of your skull and your hand is already halfway down your pants. She’s not just any cam girl, though. This one is broadcasting straight from your wildest dreams. No, I’m not shitting you. That’s what her profile says. Your Wildest Dreams. I don’t know about you, but my wildest dreams usually involve a lot more dragons and a lot less clothing. But hey, to each his own.
